This is the greatest hour to follow Jesus.

Thank you.

Thanks.

You're cutting into my sermon time.

It is so cool to be here.

Look at all you people.

Where'd you come from?

I don't know. It's always fun to be with people who love Jesus and especially those who aren't afraid to show it, you know.

I'm glad. I'm so thankful for Michael and Jessica and their whole tribe, their family. It's just so fun, fun to connect here.

And it's fun to see what God's doing.

Thanks for showing up. I'd have been happy just to be with these two, but I'm glad you came too.

So let's see if we can have some fun while we're at it. I usually have something important to read.

Number one, going to bed early.

Number two, not leaving my house.

Number three, not going to a party.

My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

This is very un-politically correct, but I'll try it one more time, see if I suffer too badly for it.

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day. All the patients were shouting, 13, 13, 13.

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the plank,

so I looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all started shouting, 14.

Maybe it's my third grade sense of humor, but I just think that is so funny.

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