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4.8 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

It's a Coronation Special! Andy is with Mark Steel and Tom Ballard to find out what really happens when an old man is enmonarched.

Why not check out 15 years of top stories: https://www.thebuglepodcast.com/topstories.

Featuring:

Andy Zaltzman

Mark Steel

Tom Ballard

Produced by Chris Skinner, Ped Hunter and Laura Turner.

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0:00.0	The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:15.2	Hello Bugleers and welcome to issue 4261 of the Bugle audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:23.4	I am Andy Zoltzman and this is a very special bugle because all other world news is as nothing
0:30.8	this week to the official God slathered divinely-print history carving in Scotsman of Charles III as
0:38.3	our feudal overlord and master for all eternity this coming Saturday here in London.
0:44.3	So this entire bugle is devoted to the reestablishment of feudalism in every soul of both the United
0:54.2	Kingdom and the Commonwealth.
0:57.3	Represented on this week's bugle while representing the United Kingdom.
1:03.0	We have Mark Steele, Mark I know throughout your career you've been a slavish adherence
1:10.2	of monarchy in all its forms.
1:12.9	I don't say too slavish but I think that the most important news of the week is whether or not the
1:18.6	fourth valet of the epicory of the fifth comfortable of the Dover, Dragoon, Battalion guards of the
1:25.2	Sunderland infantry of the ninth moratorium of the 16th masturbating hedgehog of the night
1:35.3	order of the grand pelican of the Commonwealth and all its subsequent subsidiary elements of
1:43.3	interplanetary visionary perpendicular transfer matrix Shantshan de Liers will be stood behind or before
1:52.2	the 15th Marla Duke of the Earl of Connecticut or just one piece to his left.
2:03.3	Right, you know, I'm very much I'm very much with the tradition on this.
2:07.3	I'm a puff-aft-fag then, I think I told you have time for it.
2:11.0	Well, they hear the voice of the Commonwealth from Australia.
2:19.8	A lifelong supporter of the establishment in all its many forms and a particular love of
2:27.8	being having a head of state from 13,000 miles away. It's Tom Ballard.
2:34.4	Hello Mr Zaltsvin, thank you very so much for having me on your podcast.
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