Hey everyone, this is Heaving Buzhams, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels

while making assumptions about group dynamics and holding frat libraries sacred.

Going to love what we love, do what I love.

Stack our shells with the crunchies out

Shout out from the rooftop, can you hear the sound?

Yeah, live your best life, love it out loud, love it out loud.

Happy Halloween, HBs!

We're reveling in spooky season over here,

and we thought the best way to share in the frightful joy

would be to jump out of the mist with three Halloween novellas.

This week on the Patreon and Apple subscription bonus feeds,

we're slithering into your brain with Jack by Layla Faye.

She's a witch in a rut, and he's the monster who's going to bang it out of her. Also,

he's all abs, abs, abs, flaming jack-o-lantern head, and it is delightful. It's got one of the most shocking epilogues we've read in a while,

and you get all of our joyous reactions this Friday on Patreon or our Apple subscription.

Today, we are pulling back the cobwebs with our first Halloween novella,

and it's of the monster variety here's our recap of not today Satan by Calliope Stewart Oh La la la la Oh

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