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The Commercial Break

Knock Him Out...Please

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Episode #635: We need Mike to do us a solid and knock that Paul brother out. Bryan needs this in his Calcified Comeback Era. Mission Tompossible Sc*entology Ringo’s Rent-A-Car Airport troubles Send us your dating red flags! Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson The Paul brothers Parents and splurging and getting old Road trips Conversion vans Wills Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Now that I'm a fashion designer, I'm in a tuple threat.

0:03.2

Reality star, actress, secret song reader, perfumist, IBS survivor, bestselling author of a book.

0:09.9

I didn't write.

0:11.1

Catchphrase coiner, I'll take that with cheese.

0:17.9

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:25.3

And I think Jake has made a mockery of boxing though i do think he is a fighter that has some command of what he's doing he's not the traditional boxer he's more

0:31.0

of a street brawler but he's a big guy and he can swing his arm i think they would have done the fight

0:35.7

no no no but let there be sweet justice in this year And he can swing his on. I mean, I don't think they would have done the fight, you know, moved forward.

0:37.9

No.

0:38.3

Yeah.

0:38.6

No.

0:39.2

But let there be sweet justice in this universe and let him get the holy shit knocked out of him. I don't want to see the guy like permanently hurt. I just want to see Mike Tyson just hit him a couple times hard. Knock him out. Knock him out. Please, Mike. Please. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:59.3

Yes, we certainly are.

1:04.6

Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

1:07.1

I'm Brian Green.

1:07.8

This is my dear friend and the co-host of the show.

1:10.0

Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris Ed. Best to to you, and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. I am, you're going to excuse me, I'm in the middle of watching the brand new trailer for Tom Cruise's new Mission Impossible movie where Tom is hanging on to an airplane that is doing circles that is like literally twisting in the sky

1:29.0

and he's hanging on to the airplane and this is not a stunt double this is tom actually doing this

1:33.5

who in the good fuck is allowing this to happen he is 72 how old is he 67 68 years old

1:42.1

oh this tom cruise he's got to be in his 60s, right?

1:44.7

I think so.

1:45.6

How old is that Scientologist guy?

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