'Knives scare the sh*t out of me'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's hanging, Anna's got blepharitis, but it's all good because it's MONDAY and we're here chatting the usual gubbins. Gospel brunches, sending your tits to your family group chat, shagging a 21 year old, using your discharge as a wet wipe and all the usual things you know and love.
Plus, the shocking stabbing in Croydon this week & was the reason for Imo's delayed flight a coked up pilot?!
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| 0:35.8 | Be warned it's Joanna and this podcast contains honest upfront opinions of rants, |
| 0:40.4 | bands and general explicit content but you know you'll love it |
| 0:46.5 | Morning, I just want to start this we're saying unfarks are absolutely dying |
| 0:51.3 | of a hangover |
| 0:52.6 | I've been drunk Friday Saturday and Sunday |
| 0:56.1 | In a terrible person, a terrible mother |
| 0:58.8 | I haven't had a shower and I still have my pyjamas up on and I didn't go to the gym this morning |
| 1:06.1 | And it sounds like I've been smoking |
| 1:08.0 | trying to backstab me |
| 1:09.5 | Which person spoke she hates it? |
| 1:12.1 | Can I just say I just love it? |
| 1:14.7 | I think we please speak for a nation I love that |
| 1:18.3 | This is your confession |
| 1:20.3 | I'm a terrible mother |
| 1:21.9 | Can I just let's just set the scene? |
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