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Mark Fellholler.

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You ask you to a rocket.

You're going to ride in my chair.

It's gone.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

That is not painful by them.

That is painful by the people of Detroit.

You might be qualified, Emil.

I'm not qualified for this job.

Let me tell you son, you want to go right now? Okay? You want to go right now?

Yes, I'm always ready to go. I came ready. I remain ready. And like John Kerry, I'm reporting for duty. Anybody else? Oh, that was a pretty up-to-date reference. It was. I can't hear you, though. Is your volume, right? Or am I just getting hold? I'm just waiting for the Stevie Wonder, John Kerry's song. I don't have it.

You don't? I don't have it. Don't put me on the spot like that. You need carry? That's one of the ones we lost. I thought a listener dug that up for the Joe Mike show. Okay, well, fine. I'll look it. Maybe I just didn't want to look it up. The moment's past. Oh, no. I'm going to find it now if I can find it.

Okay, well...

I can't believe he's talking about the moment being passed. Mr. 20-minute story. Well, Mark, with no point. Well, Mark, desperately seeks to redeem himself. Let me introduce to Yon Windsor, our other contributor here. From... John in the Philly?

From the Carlos and Sean podcast. I just came up with this great nickname for Sean

a couple weeks ago and he immediately

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