I'm completely straight with a girlfriend and I'm famous for doing gay videos like these.

Though now and again I'm aware that my candid opinion may sting.

Though often my frank observation might scold,

I've been meaning to tell you for years,

you should keep your hair natural like mine.

If I kept my hair natural like yours, I'd be bald.

And much, much, much, much more.

K N F W in the morning.

Long haul trucker radio for the flyover country.

All talk, all the time. All the time.

No, I'm just playing with you guys.

I'm bisexual as fuck.

Bye-bye, love, I'll catch you later, got to let put down a mic accelerator and the rearview mirror torn off.

I ain't never looking back and that's a fact.

And don't forget to check out the girls on Patreon. That's Patreon.

dot com slash Nympho Wars XX.

And stay tuned after this episode for an exclusive sneak peek at their latest

Patreon output. Enjoy the broadcast. Y-Hah!

Do not be mean to my friend if you want to be my friend.

If you want to be my friend.

We are a group not allowed unless you are nice to my friend.

That's good what you're doing there. I like it.

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