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And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. If you're still doing your news resolution, congratulations. You've beaten most people who have quit by now for at least a few weeks. We have forced resolutions here, which we can't quit, because if we do, it will be punished. Last year, I had pierced nipples, bleached hair, and ended up in a freezing cold Big Bear Lake because I was the first person to fail at my New Year's resolution of losing a pound a week consistently. And I made it like, I don't know, a few weeks. You got pretty far. I got pretty skinny. and then it all fell apart. I think it was Super Bowl weekend. Crushed me. And I was like, I'm not going to keep losing weight. I got to eat. This year, people are starting to get squirly. Yeah. There's starting to be some conversations behind the scenes going, uh, well, hold on. What's the punishment like? Because everyone's already trying to drop out. And. And no one's ever wanted to drop before. Vanessa's digital detoxing. She is at a life without any sort of TikTok and she can't live with it. Johnny keeps saying he doesn't want another drink of alcohol. He's ready to throw in the towel. He said he hates the way that drinking has affected his life. Ali is still trying to learn Spanish. Omar is giving us these moments of mindfulness and actually some listeners sent you a book, Omar, called Wish It, Wanted, Do It, which is apparently a self-help guide that is here in the studio, but that was sent to you. And then... Jake's been working on his octopus all morning. That octopus is supposed to take... I looked at it online. It says that it's supposed to take someone less than 35 minutes to complete. No way. He's been working on this thing for day. The hook line sinker thing? Yon around hook. Yon around hook. It's been taking you weeks. Weeks. I can't. It's hard. It's so hard. Jake, that is, I know that you're a hobby that we force you to do is crocheting, but you've been crocheting this octopus. I feel like you could breed an actual octopus in less time than this is taking me. I'm okay with the chain stitch. Once I start to get to the crochet stitch thing part, my hands fall apart, the needle slips out. Can you show, you show the YouTube what it currently looks like? Yeah, I did it earlier.

I was doing it earlier.

He's been, yeah, there's been some B-roll of him doing it during the commercial breaks and stuff. But I do agree, Klein. I think by this point you could probably train an octopus to crochet an octopus. Of course. I mean, it shouldn't be. Oh, super smart animals. Shouldn't be that hard. That's why they always pick the winners of the Super Bowl.

I always go to the octopus for that.

But Jake's thing is pretty useless at this point.

We should have this criss. animals. Shouldn't be that hard. That's why they always pick the winners of the Super Bowl. I always go to the octopus for that.

But Jake's thing is pretty useless at this point. We should have this crocheted octopus pick the Super Bowl with. I have started a lot of side hustles, way too many. And the idea was that that was my forced resolution to start a side hustle. I've been waiting for this box to arrive, which says it's already arrived, but it hasn't. But I got a box of basically an unopened palette of stuff that had been returned or, I don't even know, it was a mix of returns slash mislabeled items from a combination of places like Amazon and Walmart and Target. And I paid for it, I bought it through eBay. And the thing said it was delivered, but it wasn't. But I can't. I think you got scammed. I don't, I mean, if I did, I'm out a couple, so far my side hustle, I'm negative $225, which is what I paid for this thing. So I was already ready to start because I set up my what what channel. What not? What not channel. And this was, like I was doing some practice videos to kind of talk about it.

This is how that sounds.

All right.

Welcome to Klein Shop.

This is the opportunity for you to bid on some amazing things that are in this mystery palette box.

A lot of people return stuff or stuff they order accidentally get sent back to the warehouses.

The big ones I'm talking Amazon and Walmart Target.

And I've got a giant box here that is

full of a ton of random returns, overstock items. I mean, good stuff. Electronics here, some

makeup stuff. And you have the opportunity to bid on it for unbelievable prices. I don't necessarily

know what I'll be pulling out of the box, but I do know that everything is for sale.

You just got to bid and bid as much as you possibly can before the clock runs out, and then you

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