Klein Was Fired On Today's FULL SHOW.

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

What a way to start a week! Klein got to work only to discover he's been terminated: no email access, no paycheck, and a lot of paperwork about COBRA. How did this happen? Is it real? In other news, Ally's mom called in to share the unique 'gift' she got for her husband's birthday, which is sure to leave all men wanting more and all Ally's wanting less. We shared a new round of nominees for Lifetime Achievement Award (spare roll of toilet paper is the current frontrunner), learned Johnny knows nothing about the human body (new dictionary term: tafibula), and Ally attempts to pass a first grade Spanish quiz.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right. Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Are you ready?
0:33.9	Hello, Connell, you little bitch.
0:37.1	Hello, my favorite people in the whole white world.
0:39.5	Good morning, everybody.
0:41.4	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:43.7	Beep a Klein and Ali show.
0:45.4	Let's get the still shouted.
0:47.5	The show started.
0:49.8	The show started.
0:51.1	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:53.5	Three, two, one.
0:56.9	And here we go.
0:59.9	It's Clydeley Show.
1:01.2	No 6.7, KROQFM and H.D. Pasadena.
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