Klein's Suitcase Scam
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 8 October 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free the San Bernardino International Airport the only airport on the |
| 0:21.8 | planet that we wholeheartedly recommend and it's convenient you got low-cost parking five bucks a day |
| 0:27.2 | and speaking of hassle here's another episode of Klein Alley's show uh 323 says I'm about to put my |
| 0:32.4 | entire life savings on the Phillies now because of the mush that Ali just put on the Dodgers |
| 0:36.4 | wow can't believe she said that out loud let's go ahead and give away some 21 pilots tickets and then I on the Phillies now because of the mush that Allie just put on the Dodgers. There you go. Wow. |
| 0:38.9 | Can't believe she said that out loud. |
| 0:42.9 | Let's go ahead and give away some toilet's tickets and then I will tell you and I risk you been saying this out loud because I, I fell for a pretty, I fell for a scam yesterday. |
| 0:53.2 | No kidding. |
| 0:53.7 | And this one is kind of the most embarrassing one yet, but I feel like at the end, it all came around. |
| 1:00.6 | But I, as I'm looking back and now at the text messages, it went back and forth. |
| 1:06.5 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:07.2 | Were you taking naked pictures of yourself in a gas station with gift cards in your hands by the end of this? |
| 1:11.2 | I was not, but it was almost alley. It's Ali specific. I'm going to tell you right now, this, this is a new low. |
| 1:20.6 | And I'll share with you exactly what happened. It's a cautionary tale. And apparently if this is a scam you've fallen for or potentially if you plan on buying anything over the next few months |
| 1:28.6 | you want to hear what I have to say I'm telling you right now I don't consider myself a total idiot and the fact that I was like as deep as I got into this yesterday even blows my mind hi Jacob yeah you are caller 21 no, no way. Are you serious? Yep, you're going to 21 pilots at the Bellwether. Oh, my God. Is it two tickets? Oh, my God. You greedy, F. It's 21 tickets. No, I'm not trying to be greedy. I'm not trying to be greedy. It is two tickets. We'll take these tickets away right now. Oh my God. Thank you guys so much. You guys pay for my Uber there or what? Yeah, I will. Whatever you want, I'll buy me dinner, right? I'm making fun of you. You don't pay for my Uber. Sure I will. Round trip. Let's just, we're ruining your moment. |
| 2:18.7 | Let's start again. You're called 21. You're going to the show with two tickets, all right? Thank you so much. Thank you for waking up with us. Hold on one second. You sound like you're a big fan, and that's all that matters. Yeah. Okay. Hold on. we really find a way to make the easiest things awkward. |
| 2:37.1 | Yeah, I have a feeling when we go on. yeah okay we really find a way |
| 2:34.9 | to make the easiest |
| 2:35.9 | things awkward |
| 2:36.6 | yeah I have a feeling |
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