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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Klein's Old Meat

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Kay Rock, Con Alley's Show. Perhaps you're not drinking today because you're a part of that dry January thing. Well, good news on Friday, we say goodbye dry January and hello booze as we take the show for a final Friday fiesta over to Descanso, mid-Mirical Mile.

0:43.1

We'd love you to join us.

0:44.3

Yeah, they're even making special K-Rock margaritas.

0:46.7

It's going to be a great way to go ahead and break your sobriety in the middle of the day on a Friday.

0:52.2

Start your weekend early.

0:53.3

Come up with your excuses now, start faking that cough or say that you think you're coming down with something or, you know, make up a dead relative, whatever you need to do to hang out with us on Friday. Details on our Instagram, Clan Alley show. First 106 people get the free gourmet taco. We usually bring extra stuff with us as well, and it's happening friday at uh disconso right across the street from

1:11.6

the k rock studios and that watching the taco be made oh it's a beautiful thing is a beautiful thing

1:17.3

watch that all day yeah make the tortilla on that little roundy thing uh it's a very different experience

1:21.7

than the one i had last night i had a decision to make as i was going through the refrigerator

1:27.2

and found in the bottom of one of the drawers, the forgetter drawers. I know those drawers are meant for vegetables, but if you don't have a lot of vegetables, those are just the drawers you put extra stuff in and then you forget about that stuff until you find it. And I found... It's so funny how you think the fridge, the way you keep your fridge is the way everyone else keeps their fridge. Of course. And then you look in someone else's fridge and you're like, whoa. Well, if you see. Like I use those drawers for 100 tons of vegetables. Really? Yeah. I would never put anything that's not a vegetable in there. For a while, I was using those as my drink drawers. That is a good drink drawer. Yeah.

2:01.0

I don't think I've ever had a vegetable in the vegetable drawer.

2:03.7

Really?

2:04.2

I don't think it.

2:05.3

That's insane.

2:06.3

I actually don't even like it when the fridge is right vegetables or fruit on there because I'm like, well, what do you? Don't tell me what to do with that drawer. me. That's like when they tell me when I buy a

2:13.6

giant bag of Eminem's, it's a shareable size.

2:15.4

That's where my alcohol sleeps.

2:16.5

Right.

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