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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

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A crime was committed at my house yesterday, and it is a crime that will sound foolish when I admit it out loud. I probably shouldn't even talk about it, but I will. It's an investigation that is currently still underway. Did you find another shoe in your neighborhood? Not a shoe. And I thought there was a dead man in the van, and I called it in, and I would do it again. I would do it again. I would do it again. Yeah, because I thought I was reporting a dead man in a van.

I had a guy that lived in a van outside of my place. He was there for a long time and I saw one day he wasn't moving. It turned out it was just a shoe. What crime is this time? This is a crime involving a Laboooooo. Oh my God. Enough with this. Can you just tell your family you're not doing it?

It's, it got way worse because, uh, Oh my God, enough with this. Can you just tell your family you're not doing it?

It got way worse because all of a sudden yesterday, I see that my kid has a laboooooo.

Oh, my God.

Did she steal one from the mall?

And I said, hey, where did you get this laboo?

And she goes, I made a trade for it.

Cool.

I said, what did you trade for? I'm like very interested in the concept of the trade. I'm like, what did you trade for it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, I traded some Hello Kitty stuff. I don't want anymore. So I go, all right, story kind of checks out. Wouldn't you be proud? Yes, but something felt. pay money but something felt off about it to me because i thought even in my i don't really understand

the value of hello kitty versus laboo boo boo but i don't know you be proud? Yes, but something felt... She didn't pay money. But something felt off about it to me because

I thought, even in my, I don't really understand the value of Hello Kitty versus Laboo-Boo, but I do think Laboo-Boo-Boo is all the rage right now, and I don't think anyone's going to part with a Labou for some Hello Kitty crap, in my mind. At least I don't know, I'm not on play, I'm a grown-ass man, I got hair on my body.

Yeah, but there are always

Hello Kitty weirdos out there.

So, but then I started thinking,

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