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I got clip. I got one clip about you. If you lose it or you label it, something weird. It's called clip clip. Clip, I'm going to find this and whenever you least expect it. Just pack that patient. Yeah, you're going to be saying that a lot. So get ready. One of the worst ways to wake up. There's a million ways to be woken up in the middle of the night.

But I think one of the most jarring is up. There's a million ways to be woken up in the middle of the night.

But I think one of the most jarring is when the alarm goes off. If you have an alarm system and all of a sudden middle of the night and it's full blast, sirens, flashing lights, the whole situation. What's it sound like? I'm not going to do it. But you know what an alarm sounds like. A full blast alarm. I can't imagine.

Yeah, thanks.

Allie's doing it.

She can't help her.

Which woman do you like?

She can't imagine. Yeah, thanks.

Allie's doing it.

She can't help her.

Which woman do you like?

She can't help herself. How many alarms you got there? Bebe, beep, beep, beep. It's all the above. And when it happens in the middle of the night, when you're in a deep sleep, you know, like, this is not like one of those. usually when the alarm goes off, it's I'm the reason why it went off.

For instance, I get up, it's hot in my house, I go to open a window, forget the alarms on, and then the alarm goes off and everyone wakes up. Oh, wow, it goes off just from opening a window? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, that's a serious system. And that's, you know, and that's my own fault. something I know right away. I screwed up and sorry everyone go yeah go back to sleep.

Can't you change the setting where it just does that annoying window open?

I fault and I know right away I screwed up and sorry everyone go yeah go back to sleep can't you change

the setting where it just does that annoying window open window open yeah but when I said it because I said

it before we go to bed because my wife freaks out if I don't for whatever reason then then any little

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