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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. Very rare that we'd come on the show on a Monday morning and have multiple people on the show that had horse stories over the weekend. We're not really a horseback riding show. I mean, rarely, usually, if you have a kid, at some point, I think the best advice someone ever gave me when I had a daughter is they're like, don't let her get into horses. Oh, my God. I'm very hard. I always wanted to be a super expensive and annoying hobby, and they're just eventually going to give up on it anyway when they discover boys or something. So then you're like wow, I just wasted thousands of dollars and omar doesn't think of it that way because Omar's a big fan of

you know giving his kids everything he never got when he was a kid which was nothing not everything

but you know most things I think I think I go overboard for sure um so Omar was away on on vacation

I think he was riding horses in Mexico. In Utah.

Oh, in Utah, you wrote horses.

Good to know you were listening. Well, you went to Mexico too. I don't know what the hell he rode horses. He was ziplining somewhere, riding horses somewhere. I thought Bryce Canyon is in Mexico. It's not. I wonder if you had the... Did you ride like real horses or more? Because I went to like a ranch over the weekend. Oh yeah, these are legit horses You didn't like do the thing where they pull you on a string around a parking lot

No real horses, Omar? Because I went to like a ranch over the weekend. Oh, yeah, these were legit horses.

You didn't like do the thing where they pull you on a string around a parking lot. No, no, no. These were legit horses. They were big. My wife and my kids got like a horse's name, uh, shine and then like Maud. And then they gave me Tomahawk. So right off the bat, I was like, yeah, I was like super like what is happening here.

Do you think they give you the actual? and then they gave me tomahawk so right off the bat i was like yeah i was like super like what is

happening here they do you think they give you the actual horse's name that you're getting on

or do you think they make up the name on the spot to make you feel that guy seems like he wants

his horse to be named so so so it's funny because i thought that i did i did think that but then on

the saddle they have the horse's name on the saddle, like

branded on there. Yeah, but sometimes they name the horse opposite of what the horse is like. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a joke because one of the last times I wrote a horse, my horse's name was grandpa, and it was psychotic, and it actually took off running. Story checks out. like it like booked it and just ran the entirety of the trail in like 10 minutes when everybody else was way behind me and it just took off running. They were like oh grandpa, he's so unpredictable. I'm not I'm definitely not like a horse guy. Like I think some people I think real men are good at horses. I've seen, I can't picture you on a horse.

No, no, I've done it before, but usually it's like, you know, some trail around Burbank where like, as I said, it's like someone's pretty much. And by trail, I mean three-year-old's birthday party. Yeah, it's a birthday party. It's a party to the park lot and they give me one turnaround that I give them a couple tickets and then my turn's over.

And, you know, you seem like the pumpkin patches.

They put up, but those aren't even horses.

Those are like...

Ponys.

There are a lot of them are like spray painted don't

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