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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. No Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle,

here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

Kay Rock, Klein Alley Show. Thank you for the great submissions. Some really funny ones on the text line as well.

And I think this may be the frontrunner right now. Bring back Kevin and being next.

That's a strong one. That's a reunion. That is a real reunion. That'll never happen until it does.

So, you know, you guys were all making fun of me because I claimed that I had sausage toe and you guys said that's not a real medical condition.

I didn't claim it. You claim it. I found out that I do have something going on with me that is legitimate. And I wonder if any of you are aware of this but have not told me because my wife finally told me last night. And then I looked it up and it's legit and it's real. Is it called ADD and dyslexia? No, that I know I have. Pretty strong. Pretty strong. I have, um, she was asking me, she goes, do you know that one of your eyes is like lazy or not looking in the same direction as the other eye?

No, no, no, no.

And I said, I don't think so.

And she goes, yeah, look at some pictures here.

She showed me some pictures.

She said that I have, she looked it up because she's a big fan of like, you know,

Googling medical conditions.

Great hobby of hers.

That I have it, I have something that is called, I don't even if there's an official name for it,

but basically I have an obese eyelid.

I have a fat eyelid.

One eyelid is fatter than the other. Well, everyone has that, don't they? Apparently, I've got one that's fatter than the other. No, you have an eye that is smaller than the other eye. You're all misshapen. You're all wonky and stuff. They ran out of parts or something and they made you with a bunch of leftovers. Is that what the medical condition is called? That's what it's called. But have you noticed, Ali, because she said it's very noticeable.

And she's like, I can't believe it.

Wait, you can't believe that. Is that where all my weight gain has happened from this obese eye with. So you have sausage eye? I have sausage eye. I have sausage eye or what? I don't know if there's a treatment for it other than. You have to get it like stapled to your head. I think I may get an eye patch. Cool. I would love that. I think I'm going to go with an eye patch because I think what I...

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