Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. All right, we'll get you into Disneyland in about a half an hour, and also then it'll be a new round of human bingo, your chance to win a trip to Vegas. Right now, though, we head back to the drive-thru. It was my turn. This was a suggestion from a listener in the show's suggestion box. TMI, they were calling it, too much information with employees working at drive-thrues. We turned that into something that we are calling drive-through confessions. and if you did not hear the last time we did this, it was Jake at the Jack in the Box,

and he confessed that he had just been dumped. Hi, I'm up. Hey, how's it going, man? It's going great. Oh, man, I wish I could say the same. I just got dumped. Oh, that hurts. And that's why we played that clip from time to time. That guy really enjoyed hearing from Jake, even though he was just trying to sell Jake on spicy chicken and egg rolls. I think he did make Jake feel better in this hypothetical, non-existent situation. He offered me a free shake. Yeah. And Jake actually was offered something extra, and I think some free sauces as well. I mean, it was, but I mean, this right here. No. That is the human emotion of I, you're a stranger, but I feel for you. And that man tried to give Jake some clarity going through his breakup at the drive-thru at the jack-in-the-box. That hurts. Well, Jack-on-the-box will help you. Feel better. How could I help you? Ah, God. What would be the best meal to get over a breakup? That's what you got me. I'm a tough one right there. Maybe spicy chicken and cheese. So anyway, right back to it. Maybe the first thing I'm looking at.

Those crickets always do follow Jake around, doesn't they?

They do.

Those are Jake's biggest fans.

He's got the posse of cooking.

You got me on a tough one right there.

Maybe a spicy.

It's daylight, is it not?

He was a spicy meatball.

Yep, that's Jake's crew right there.

Geez, it's like they're in his car.

It's his entourage.

They just follow him everywhere.

Yeah.

So this, yesterday, I got to stop at a drive-through.

And I didn't like the scenario you guys gave me, which is Klein finds out his wife is pregnant, but with someone else's baby.

Yeah.

Which is a very, that's a lot to put on anyone, let alone to put on someone at a drive-thru.

Well, and I think that it's a question of will lightning strike twice?

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