Klein's Cold House

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 673 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.1	Hey, Rock, we were Klein Alley's show.
0:32.5	That's a weird mystery I was dealing with.
0:34.1	And for the last, it's been now weeks
0:39.1	I mean going into the holiday break
0:41.4	and up until yesterday
0:42.4	where my house has been absolutely
0:45.3	frigid freezing
0:47.0	and I like a cold, don't get me wrong.
0:48.8	What's frigid freezing? 47?
0:50.9	It is felt like uncomfortably cold.
0:53.4	For me to say that?
0:54.0	You get cold very easy. No, no, no, no, I do not, Omar. You're the first guy who starts wearing the parka around. It's like, what are you doing, dude? You do, you have that little fur collar one. When I wore that one stupid time. One time I wore that four years ago. One time is too many. So I wanted that road kill to die, you know, for a purpose. I don't have to die in vain. It has been just, the house has been cold and I could not figure out, like I assumed at some point there is a window that's been broken. There's a, there's a something that. Is the heater on? No, I don't put the heat on. Well, that's the problem. Wait, what the hell's wrong with you? Why aren't you using your heater? Are you seriously going home and going, it's freezing in here and then not turning the heat? There's nothing I could do. There are no answers to this problem. If I was on a button I could push. Guys, I know for a fact that when... Technology does not exist. To warm this residence.
1:44.9	Time to make a fun. I'm a button I could put. Guys, I know for a fact that when... The technology does not exist.
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