New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. They rock, fly-alley show. We give you lots of bribes to keep listening to the station because the reality is the only way that we keep our jobs here is if you listen, if you listen longer, then it makes us look better, and that's why we always dangle tickets

in front of you like Food Fighters in Nashville this week, or if you'd rather, we sent you to San Diego Petco Park for some sublime and slightly stupid. But today, we will also give you a gift of eternal life, and I can't wait to get to it.

It's not to later this morning,

but we do have a brand new,

never-before-heard old people's secret.

Here's a tease.

I am a man-a-tee.

Oh.

So we had, It's not till later this morning, but we do have a brand new never before heard old people's secret. Here's a tease. I am a manatee.

Oh. So we had to go. I am a manatee? We had to go under a bridge to find this person. We had to pay a toll. And once we paid the toll, they did give us the old people secret and we will get to it later this morning. but this is the sweet sounds of an old person that will help you live forever.

I am in the tea.

All the way from middle earth we will find out what is your old people secret later this morning quick update i know you guys all called me a pussy because uh oh there's a list

of reasons but go ahead well would you like to guess the reasons why you've called me a pussy, or can we just go right

to the story?

Is it how much you've bitched about your hair in the last three weeks? No, that's not it. It would be it. You know, Jake, I did this for you. The only reason I even got my stupid... Whatever, you didn't even do it. He didn't really shave her head. Sorry, I brought it up.

I got my head shaved by Blind Charlie,

and it was only to make you feel better

because your cousin died in the line of duty. Yeah, well, it would have been cool if you actually shaved it. Okay, all right. Go on. All right, what is it about it? My kid had a friend over. That friend decided to pick up a toy, chuck it at my TV on purpose, and broke the TV.

Yes, and you didn't say anything. I didn't say anything to the parents of the kid, because at that point, I feel like the only reason to even say anything is if I demand that they buy me a new TV, the only reason to bring it up was if I say, you know, look, just so you know, your kid broke my TV, you owe me a TV. And losing a TV is very sad, I would imagine. Well, no, that's not the only reason.

I mean, you got to let the parent know about this behavior.

Parents... my TV, you owe me a TV. And losing a TV is very sad, I would imagine. Well, no, that's not the only reason. I mean, you got to let the parent know about this behavior. Parents need to know about their kids being dicks. Yeah. I kind of feel like kids, uh, kids are dicks in general. And that, not like that. What are you talking about? Well, that was the next, yeah, that was It's next level, know. It was a next level, especially because after they threw the toy at the TV, they then sprayed the TV with a bunch of water to make sure they really, you know, it was like a real. And when you asked him if he did it on purpose, he said yes. Looked me in the eyes and said yes. What are you going to do about it, bitch boy? So I didn't say anything about it, and then I thought about it for a while, because it's not my actual TV.

It's this, like, TV that my kids have. It's not a great... I mean it's not your actual TV. It is your TV. Yeah, it's my TV. Why are you trying to rationalize it? It's not the TV. He's scared of the kid, obviously. I'm not, listen, I don't want confrontation with the, it's not my TV.

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