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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Klein's $5 Margaritas

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient... Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.4

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, Rock, we're a Klein-Ally Show.

0:32.5

One of the greatest things that can happen to you in your life.

0:35.0

I know, Allie, you'll appreciate this,

0:36.2

is when you go to a place just randomly,

0:38.6

and then you realize while you're there,

0:40.2

there's some sort of a promotion happening, or all of a sudden there's a happy hour situation where it's a buy one, get one, or there's some, you didn't go there for that reason, but you find out you happen to be at the right place at the right time. because usually when I go to a place, they'll have some, like, a big poster on the wall.

0:55.4

They'll say, all you can eat wings.

0:56.6

And I'm like, that looks awesome.

0:57.6

And they're like, oh, that's so, right place at the right time because usually when I go to a place, they'll have some like a big

0:54.6

poster on the wall that'll say, all you can eat wings. I'm like, that looks awesome. And they're like, oh, that's only Tuesdays from 3 to 3.30 and I'm there on a Saturday. Right, exactly. But if you are there for the right moment, you're there for just a couple of beers. Now you're there for 10 beers. Right. Things can change very quickly.

1:46.8

And all of a sudden, your plan, which was like just a casual dinner, can shift. And last night I was at a place that I didn't realize, but it was a, it was Margarita Mondays. Didn't know that was happening. Cool. And they said, hey, all margaritas are five bucks. It's Margarita Monday. You don't know about this yet because you're not a middle-aged white woman, but Margarita Mondays have been a thing for a while. I didn't know. I was completely unaware that Margarita Mondays are a thing. I should have realized it's got that consonants or assonance, whatever it's called. But it's got Jake singing behind us. So maybe that's why I didn't know. But all of a sudden the guys like, are you here for Margarita Mondays?

1:58.6

And I was like, I guess we are now. And he goes, yeah, the margaritas are five bucks. And then five bucks sounds expensive, man. For a margarita? Yeah, for margarita? Yeah, yeah. I think Alpabees used to do a promotion. they had Margarita Mondays for a buck.

2:00.8

Oh, that's a much better deal.

2:02.0

I was not.

2:03.3

$5.

2:04.5

Like, yeah, I mean.

2:18.0

I'm so jaded I mean it's still good I think margarias are usually what like seven bucks I would have thought any drink anytime there's a drink with alcohol involved I assume it's going to be over ten dollars yeah yeah yeah Yeah. So to me, five hit me as like,

2:18.2

wow,

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