Klein Explains Why He's Not Here

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 673 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	$5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.3	It's K. Rock, it's Klein Alley Show.
0:32.8	Thanks for hanging in there with us.
0:34.4	We are hanging on by a threat, according to 626.
0:39.3	I'm 100% convinced that Klein only comes in because Allie just talks way too much and keeps trying to elaborate on everything
0:44.4	she says while stumbling over herself. So put her out of the show in the suggestion box. Thank you
0:50.5	so much for those comments and I will tuck them away in the deepest parts of my mind,
0:54.6	and I will uncover it all in therapy later today.
0:57.4	Klein had texted us late last night, said he couldn't be in.
1:01.3	He was taking a personal day.
1:03.0	He had an emergency situation at home.
1:05.3	I believe he said there was a broken bone involved, and now we finally have the man on the phone.
1:10.4	Let's find out if we'll get any more
1:12.1	information about exactly what happened and why he is sitting in radiology right now klein are you
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