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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Klein and Jake Open Their Gift from Ally

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. That's right. Ali could have used that money and donated it to whatever cause that just was from 1992.

0:38.5

That's not a good song, right?

0:39.1

No. No, not as bad as what we made. But that one is not great. But, you know, we don't have a lot of options in our genre. I mean, let's be honest. We made one. We had to make one, but it wasn't great. Tomollies, Tomollies. That one's good. Tomorrho's

0:54.1

Tomolies, Tomolos

0:55.1

Take that Bono for sure

0:57.4

I can't believe you cut us Tamales, tamales. That one's good. That's regular rotation.

1:10.5

Take that Bono. Take that Bono for sure. I can't believe. Cut it short. He might even remember the lyrics next time. We could have played that whole song. It was only another 11 seconds. That's all I have full. Yeah, he played the right amount. Great. God, I, um, what are we giving each other our presence? I see we all have presence here.

1:12.4

Are we doing that during the show, or is that after the show?

1:12.4

You know, I was thinking we could are we giving each other our presence? I see we all have presents here. Are we doing that during the show or is that after the show?

1:26.3

You know, I was thinking we could do it on the live stream. Do it on YouTube after we get off the air? Yeah, or during one of our breaks. Oh, okay, that's what we'll do. We'll do it during the commercial, yeah, because I feel like there's a lot of pressure now. Why? Why? Because you guys have told Apparently there was a weird intervention

1:28.5

that happened on me this year that said every

1:30.2

year, every gift I gave, all of you sucked.

1:32.9

Well, I have gotten the same intervention.

1:35.3

So we're on even playing field, my friend.

1:37.4

Your suck because you cheap out and you buy broken things and give us used broken stuff.

1:41.3

I did not give anybody anything that was broken. Yes, you did.

1:45.2

My gift literally had a duct tape on it. This year. This year I didn't give you anything broken.

1:51.7

Vanessa didn't have a hard to tell you. The camera you bought her last year was broken too.

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