Klavan REACTS To These Unwoke Comedians
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:27.3 | gift. All right, what am I looking at today? I'm looking at comedians. And comedians are actually |
| 0:32.4 | kind of interesting because they pick up on things that are in the atmosphere and you will find new subjects coming up that weren't there before, |
| 0:40.4 | and so that's what we'll be talking about, |
| 0:41.6 | because these are very recent comedy shows. |
| 0:44.4 | And one of the most important things to know about comedians |
| 0:46.9 | is they make very good comedians and very bad philosophers. |
| 0:51.0 | So we're going to see if they're philosophizing, |
| 0:53.1 | we'll see how bad they are, and if they're doing comedy, we'll see if they're any good. |
| 0:57.0 | All right, let's take a look at the first one. |
| 1:01.0 | My parents, they got divorced when I was about 10, and I have kids now, and their parents are divorced also. |
| 1:08.0 | I remember when we told our kids about that we're going to divorce. You get divorced, |
| 1:12.6 | you should tell your children. So we had to do it carefully because they were five and two |
| 1:18.6 | years old at the time, so we had to put it in a way that they could comprehend. So I remember |
| 1:22.6 | we sat them down and I said, okay, listen, you know how you love your dog? You love your dog. |
| 1:28.3 | Like, sometimes you give your dog food from your plate. |
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