Klarna Is Ruining Lives & The Army Is BACK! | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 231

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Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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0:38.3	It's almost the only thing you could look at and be like, wow, I wish that was Medusa, actually.
0:42.2	Did you know that Tony moans when he wipes?
0:44.4	He won't even address the allegations.
0:46.9	Tony's in turn.
0:50.9	Say hi to Eli.
0:55.0	He's racially ambiguous and Brandon.
0:59.0	His hair is fucking fabulous.
1:02.0	Dona, a dark joke disposition,
1:05.0	and there's a fat electrician.
1:07.0	Welcome to unsubscribe.
1:10.0	Hey, what's up, everyone?
1:11.7	First off, you all are doing fucking amazing on the fitness challenge.
1:16.0	Keep up the awesome work.
1:17.5	Without going too much in detail, I've been really busy, really, really busy.
1:21.4	And then complete transparency did get hit with a very heavy bout of depression.
1:28.0	And I will say, y'all really did help just seeing that positivity on the Reddit
1:35.8	and helping and lifting each other up.
1:38.4	I just want to, I truly, truly, truly want to say thank you for that.
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