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The Longest Shortest Time

Kittens Can Do It, so Why Can’t We?

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Kids & Family, Sexuality, Parenting, Health & Fitness

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2011

⏱️ 14 minutes

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A mom who finds breastfeeding stressful discovers that a machine helps her feel closer to her son. … Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! Follow us on Instagram Website: longestshortesttime.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:24.1

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0:25.1

One of my weirdest memories of being in the hospital after my daughter was born is of

0:32.8

something that happened every night that I was there, so three nights in a row.

0:37.5

In the middle of the night when it was still dark, somebody would come in with a flashlight

0:43.0

and ask to check inside my underpants.

0:47.5

It felt sort of like I was in a sci-fi movie, and these were aliens coming in, searching

0:52.8

for the key to how to destroy humanity, which, of course, could only be found in the contents

0:59.5

of my underpants.

1:02.0

I was talking about this with one of my mom friends, and she said, when you have a baby,

1:06.1

what's in your underpants isn't your own anymore?

1:08.9

And I would expand that to what's in your bra isn't your own anymore, either.

1:15.1

I think at this point, I've been breastfeeding for a year, and I can't

1:23.0

even begin to count how many people have seen my nipples.

1:29.8

There were people at the hospital, there's all the moms in all the different mom groups

1:33.7

I've been to.

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