Kittens and photos and porn, oh my...
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2017
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Amazing photographer Jon White shares stories about life, kittens, and shooting porn.
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| 0:00.0 | So like as always things are crazy and I only add to the crazy by bringing in more crazy and |
| 0:07.7 | crazy is good. I really believe that because I have a lot of crazy good in my life and this has been |
| 0:15.6 | definitely good. It's just a journey to get there. I got a kitten. He is amazing. His name is Prince, |
| 0:22.8 | and he's the cutest little thing in the whole wide world. The journey to get Prince was quite |
| 0:27.4 | complicated. I had a kitten or a cat for many, many years. I love cats. I haven't had a cat |
| 0:33.1 | in a long time due to the fact that I lived with somebody for nearly two decades. It was allergic to cats, |
| 0:38.7 | which hence a terrible fit for everything. But anyways, I love cats, was obsessed with them as a child, |
| 0:44.6 | finally decided my children need something to love and they've had a lot of loss in their life. |
| 0:48.8 | And we went to the shelter three times. First time we went, found this beautiful kitten. She was adorable, but we weren't |
| 0:55.1 | ready to adopt that day. We went back again another time, and she was gone, but we looked at |
| 0:59.8 | the other kittens, and I warmed up to the idea even more. And then we came back the third week, |
| 1:04.9 | and the kitten was back. And she was so sweet, and we took her home. She had gone home with |
| 1:10.5 | somebody else who returned her due to a behavioral issue, and I just figured she was so sweet and we took her home. She had gone home with somebody else who returned her due to a behavioral issue and I just figured she was a naughty kitty and |
| 1:15.6 | what better for my life than a naughty kitty. |
| 1:19.5 | And so we brought her home and this little sweet naughty kitty was actually very sick. |
| 1:24.0 | And I think the behavioral issue was that she probably wasn't playing properly when they |
| 1:27.7 | brought her home and realized something was very wrong with her. And we gave that little kitty the |
| 1:33.2 | best week we could have possibly given her in her life. She had so much love and affection, |
| 1:39.3 | but that little kitty is not with us. And it's the most heartbreaking thing. |
| 1:42.3 | What is the, I'm sitting across from John White. I was going to introduce a minute, but the two, the best and worst two words I've been able to come up with in my life right now. It's a put together. Kitten? Awesome word, right? When you hear the word kitten, it just makes you feel so good, doesn't it? It makes me have a great day. Worst word rigomortus Rigamortis |
| 1:43.4 | Rigamortis kitten |
| 1:43.9 | That's fucked, right? Yeah. I was thinking I was going to go with blood fart, but rigormortus kitten is equally as bad. Yeah, I think it sounds like the name of an all-girl rock band. Blood fart? Or rigor mortis kitten? No, oh, blood. Well, blood fart would be an all-girl rock band blood fart or rigormortis kitten no blood well blood fart |
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