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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2016

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Fork vs. spoon vs. knife... WHO YA GOT? Also: the NBA playoffs, nutshots, trick sports, and more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy.
0:06.3	Here are Deadspin, editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry.
0:11.3	Hey, Marchman, if I kick you in the balls this week, will I get fired from work, or can I get away with him?
0:17.8	It depends.
0:19.1	Do you think Deadspin is big enough that we transcend law and common morality?
0:24.5	Yes. I think we do. Like the Golden State Warriors? Then yeah. You can kick balls with impunity.
0:30.5	I think I could get away. I think if we got really drunk one night and I just, I just loaded up and just booted you right in the balls.
0:37.9	Like, you'd be so pissed.
0:39.6	But you wouldn't, you wouldn't fire him.
0:41.6	You'd just be really upset.
0:42.9	You'd be like, Drew.
0:44.0	Drew, come on.
0:45.0	What the fuck, man.
0:45.8	Did you, did you think it was fair that Dremond did not get suspended
0:50.2	and the scrub from the calves did for his nutshot?
0:55.8	That Dremond was not suspended?
0:58.2	Yeah.
0:58.6	Do you think that was, do you think that was the right call?
1:01.4	No, he should have been suspended.
1:02.8	He kicked the guy in the dick on purpose.
1:05.0	You know, I don't think you can be doing that in a playoff game.
1:08.1	Kicked him really hard, too.
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