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The Jason Manford Show

Kitchen Hell & Magpie Funerals

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford and Steve Edge return - and Steve is in the middle of a renovation. Jason is looking for a new name using anagrams and the pair go through your best facts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness that's steamy. Jason, Manford, absolute radio.

0:35.8

We're real music matters.

0:38.2

Steve Edges here.

0:39.6

Good morning, all Steve, his little voice. He's trying to be, he's trying to be a

0:45.0

trying positive and update. Trying to be positive, but in the background it's

0:50.5

absolute chaos isn't it Steve. Your life has just been turned upside down in the last hour.

0:54.0

She's trying to get the kitchen done.

0:56.0

The kitchen's got to be empty,

0:58.0

it's got to be taken apart, it's a wall that needs building,

1:00.0

and then the kitchen just arrived.

1:01.0

You're doing this all yourself, Steve. Kitchens arrive fully built, right?

1:05.0

I didn't know it was going to arrive fully built.

1:07.0

Oh, I was saved.

1:08.0

There's a pile.

1:09.0

Yeah, I thought you were allowed to flatbacks, leave it in the corner.

1:11.0

We'll get to it when we get to it guys all right no no no

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