Kitchen Castration Confidential

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

A Man is on trial for castrating men in his kitchen, an Ohio Dad has shot his son who wouldn't stop playing guitar, and a school district offers an apology after photos of students giving lap dances to teachers surface online.

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0:00.0	Oh yeah, when the moment for intimacy arrives, you got to be ready.
0:03.8	Roman ready, even though you're far from ordinary, the truth is that
0:07.8	EDIs really common 52% of guys age 40 to 70 experience some form of a
0:13.5	wrecked out of dysfunction. Go to get roman.com slash JRP today.
0:18.2	If you're prescribed, you get $15 off your first month of EDI
0:21.6	treatment, make sure you're ready to have confidence and control this fall.
0:26.2	Roman ready.
0:27.0	Another pre roll, paint your life. It's back.
0:30.6	Except it's a holiday edition.
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0:35.9	Get 20% off your painting and free shipping.
0:39.3	Text your word vanity to 64,000 would be a great holiday gift.
0:44.8	That's vanity to 64,000 for 20% off and free shipping.
0:51.2	We've got a lap dance at a high school.
0:53.9	We got Fetty Wop.
0:54.9	We got Anthony's storytelling ability and a German man with a taste for
1:00.0	castration all coming up on episode 129 of the Jesselnik and Rosenthal
1:05.0	vanity project.
1:06.4	JRP.
1:07.3	JRP.
1:09.0	Junior vice president.
1:11.6	They will make, they will make cemeteries their cathedrals and the cities
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