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You're listening to Away With Words. I'm Grant Barrett.

And I'm Martha Barnett. Remember when you were first learning to sign your name?

You wanted it to be a thing of beauty, a reflection of yourself, crafted with confidence and style.

I mean, remember Grant how carefully you signed your first driver's license?

Oh, my Social Security card.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, when I was 18, I spent so long working on that capital letter G.

I wanted it to be perfect.

And I still have that.

And it's very different from what I sign now.

Yeah, exactly.

That was my point, that when I'm signing a receipt now, a credit card receipt or, or worse yet, one of the signature pads at the grocery, my name might as well be me.

Mine looks like an electrocardiogram.

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