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Completely Arbortrary

Kissing Cousins (Rocky Mountain Pine)

Completely Arbortrary

Completely Arbortrary

Comedy, Education, Science

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The pondero—we mean, the Rocky Mountain Pine (Pinus scopulorum) asks us the ultimate version of the question: are you a lumper or a splitter?


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0:00.0

What's up, up, Fungal Associates?

0:07.0

Welcome to completely arbitrary of the podcast about trees and other related topics.

0:11.0

I'm one of your hosts, My name is Alex Krossen. I am

0:15.4

never deflated. Wow. It's not true. I mean I'm deflated sometimes. On your

0:21.4

tombstone it'll say ever inflated. You know actually do you do you know what you want have you ever thought about that on your tombstone?

0:30.0

I've thought about it, but I haven't come up with anything good. I want a joke on there for sure.

0:34.9

Oh yeah yeah that's what I want to. I thought of one it's actually a lyric by Dr. Dog.

0:39.2

Oh yeah it says it says somebody died for sins, and I'm sure glad it wasn't me.

0:46.0

Nice. I just think that's the funniest thing, as he's dead in the ground at that moment.

0:51.0

Yeah, sure glad it wasn't me, nice.

0:54.4

I recently got really interested in last words,

0:57.5

people's last words.

0:58.6

Oh, really?

0:59.6

I found some really good ones.

1:00.6

My favorite being Oscar Wilde.

1:02.4

Have I told you this one you might have so

1:04.3

tell me again famously Oscar Wilde's last words were either the wallpaper goes or I do

1:11.6

that's right, yeah. Funny chap. Well Casey, welcome back.

1:18.0

Welcome back, Alex. A little behind the scenes, you and I have not recorded together for like three weeks. Yeah. the recording an episode on a very classic tree I should say.

1:35.0

Well yeah I mean well you know huh yeah I was gonna say that this tree is sort of like

1:40.9

annoyingly American it feels like you know I'm that's a great way to put it like

1:46.6

apple pie of trees yeah which is funny because yeah it's a yeah I'm not sure that you know my secret.

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