Kissing Chronicles & Sexy Time Fun Facts
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Some mornings the show has a plan.
Today was not one of those mornings.
The episode kicks off with Rizz dealing with every traveler’s worst nightmare after his wife gets stranded mid-trip thanks to a canceled flight and the mysterious black hole known as airline baggage handling. The crew swaps horror stories about delayed luggage, gate-checked bags that disappear for a week, and why seasoned travelers say never surrender your carry-on unless you absolutely have to.
From there, the conversation veers straight into one of the most chaotic segments of the day: Sexy Time Fun Facts.
The question seems harmless at first: How many people have you kissed in your lifetime? But once the numbers start coming out, the studio turns into a full-blown investigation. Some of the crew claim modest totals… while others reveal totals that sound like they might require a spreadsheet.
Naturally this launches a hilarious debate about high school make-out culture, spin-the-bottle parties, first kisses that went terribly wrong, and the awkward reality that a lot of us learned how to kiss through trial, error, and very patient teenage partners.
And then things get even stranger.
The show discovers a bizarre new study ranking which states in America are the most “well-endowed.” The crew attempts to guess the winners, defend their home states, and question the extremely suspicious math behind self-reported statistics. Let’s just say the results lead to a lot of Midwest pride, a lot of skepticism, and a lot of jokes that probably shouldn’t be taken seriously.
Somewhere along the way the gang also debates why 80% of men give their anatomy nicknames, what the weirdest ones are, and how a medical campaign is trying to use those names to get men to actually pay attention to their health.
It’s another unpredictable ride full of weird news, embarrassing stories, and the kind of chaotic conversations that somehow make perfect sense on a morning comedy podcast.
If you enjoy ridiculous debates, awkward personal stories, and the kind of sarcastic humor that only happens when friends with microphones start oversharing, this comedy podcast episode delivers exactly that.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:01.8 | My poor wife is stuck in Baltimore. |
| 0:06.1 | It's so much fun, Baltimore. |
| 0:08.7 | They were going from Columbus to Baltimore and then from Baltimore to Lauderdale. |
| 0:12.9 | So they've got the first flight out of Columbus, like 4.35 o'clock, made it to Baltimore, got on the plane. |
| 0:20.4 | They asked for volunteers to give their carry-ons over. Yeah. So she's like, okay, fine, we're on the plane already. You know, it's funny is if there is any city that compares to St. Louis, in my opinion, that's an East Coast city, it's Baltimore. I always forget about Baltimore. They have a railroad museum, too. Charmed City. I mean, it's very railroad and port, |
| 0:39.8 | you know, type of city. Gritty. It is gritty. Good bands. So they, so they were on the |
| 0:46.8 | plane and they canceled the flight while they're on the plane. Nobody is flying to Florida today |
| 0:51.6 | out of Baltimore. Well, storms. |
| 0:55.8 | Things you can do in Baltimore. |
| 0:57.3 | Walk the cobblestone. |
| 0:59.2 | Go to Fell's Point. |
| 1:01.1 | Go to the American visionary art museum. I'd rather her not walk around here. |
| 1:03.3 | She's with my daughter. |
| 1:04.8 | They got that whole pier area. |
| 1:06.1 | The pier area is cool. |
| 1:07.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.6 | It's an awesome aquarium and stuff. |
| 1:08.8 | And over a walking distance from there is basically their ballpark village. |
| 1:12.5 | The same people to own it. |
| 1:13.5 | Just another, |
| 1:14.0 | oh, yeah. |
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