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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2018

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Live from Bar Lubitsch in West Hollywood, Greg raps on rats, Road House and Rod Stewart.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everybody, it's your old pal, the Proof Dog. I have a new album now called The Resistance.

0:05.0

On a special thing, Records, I couldn't be prouder of it. Let's hear a little clip.

0:09.0

So here we are with what white people have given us. Now, for a leader, we have Mango Mussolini.

0:17.0

Benita Chido. The Tangering Tyrant. Sweet potato stalling. The Cremlin control carrot.

0:29.0

The Pumpkin Pluto Craft. The Oompa Oompa Olegark.

0:35.0

Pia Pina Shea. Orange Julius Caesar.

0:42.0

Eight off Tweetler.

0:47.0

Yep, that's how it goes. It's available in iTunes, Spotify, and everywhere find downloads are sold.

0:53.0

Thanks so much.

0:59.0

The Great Harrah. Once again, the smartest man in the world, Proofcast takes the ether here from the civil spot points.

1:11.0

The most Hollywood's most enchanted comedy con population. The Bar Lou Bitch here on a pre-Halloween festivity weekend.

1:19.0

All behind me, you can see the dime store attractions that have been thrown up. There's a spider, I think, and what appears to be cobwebs and stuff like that.

1:27.0

All I can tell you is your cadaver is a pallor, but choice an oro for boating could it be that you sense a disquieting metamorphosis?

1:33.0

But I would ask you to consider this. Once you've come into this room, there's no way out.

1:39.0

You don't know that door is open behind you now, and you don't know where the fuck an exit is.

1:44.0

If you're listening on podcast land, you don't know when this podcast is going to start. How's that grab you?

1:50.0

There's a timeless sense of dread and a dreadful sense of time. Come joining and combining in a black oily mass.

1:56.0

And the giant comprehensive ocean of your despair comes to the fore when you thought you were listening to a comedy show, and you walked into someone's unbelievable, morbid, opiated ramblings.

2:08.0

To set the scene here, there are cats all around me of various hues, some of which are dead.

2:16.0

That was unavoidable. They were misbehaving terribly all afternoon.

2:23.0

That was the most strained, forced, paused, dead cat laugh in the history of dead cat humor.

2:28.0

I'm going to put it up there in the top three. Anyway, it's Hal Wings this next week, and it's our favorite holiday.

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