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My name's Moshe.

Great.

Yeah, my name's Moshe.

I wanted you to know that.

I'm Natasha.

Your mother to me.

Today's the day after Mother's Day.

I know this isn't dropping the day after Mother's Day, but in the spiritual timeline, in the reality recording-based timeline that we live in, today's the day after

Mother's Day. And I would like you to officially admit that I fucking nailed it. Honey, you

killed it so hard. Yeah. It only took me 10 years. It was so cute what you did. What I do. Tell tell the listeners

what I did. Well, you still have not accepted the fact that I am the sole beneficiary of Mother's Day. You still try to split the day and half with your mom, but you know what? I'm okay with that.

Do you even believe that you're the sole beneficiary?

Yes, I believe that now that I am the mother of your child, Mother's Day is for me, not for your mommy.

That's what you think?

Yes.

But listen, we've already discussed this.

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