Kiss My Kansas
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2022
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco start on a high note, celebrating the abortion rights victory in Kansas before discussing more reproductive rights news and embarking on another state-by-state Tour de Fuckery. Then, Shaniqua McClendon and Dana Schwartz come on to discuss quiet quitting, girlbossing, and having a life outside of work. Finally, a I Feel Petty-Sanity Corner combo.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm Alyssa Mastra Monaco. |
| 0:08.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm Erin Ryan. |
| 0:12.0 | And I'm Alyssa Mastra Monaco. |
| 0:15.0 | Alyssa this week I saw a very confusing headline from Vogue and to be fair most |
| 0:19.0 | Vogue headlines are deeply confusing to me but it was about Barbie Corps. |
| 0:23.4 | Have you heard about Barbie? |
| 0:24.4 | What is that? |
| 0:25.4 | It's where you dress up in clothing that reminds you of Barbie. |
| 0:29.2 | Wait, Aaron, is this where I show you my nails? |
| 0:32.4 | Those are Barbie core. |
| 0:34.0 | I know! |
| 0:35.0 | I wanted something peppy going into the whole Kansas situation. |
| 0:38.5 | Oh my gosh and it... |
| 0:39.5 | Your gamble paid off. |
| 0:41.0 | I'm telling you. |
| 0:42.0 | But yes, I mean I couldn't imagine going further than these pink |
| 0:45.2 | sparkly nails in terms of Barbie core I mean you did your part to preserve |
| 0:49.9 | reproductive justice thank you thank you for Kansans. So good job. Good job. |
| 0:57.6 | This week we are joined by Shanique Will McClendon and Dana Schwartz to tackle the |
| 1:01.8 | following questions. |
| 1:03.0 | What the Jayhawks just happened in Kansas. |
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