Kiss Me Like a Freak
Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball
Moguls of Media
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Big Dipper and Meatball debate the dignity of driving all the way to Santa Monica for a hookup while unpacking their last chaotic trip to Boise. They spiral into why people feel so entitled to celebrities’ time, the nightmare of NYC summer port-a-potties, and the mystery of grown adults who still can’t kiss. Meatball explains why she’d never fall for a cult (allegedly), and the two brainstorm where old gays will retire when Palm Springs finally gets too hot.
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| 0:00.0 | Ooh, baby, we got a wild one for you this week. |
| 0:05.2 | We talk all about how soon is too soon to move in with a person across state lines. |
| 0:11.3 | And Meepoog gives amazing advice about ways to do sex. |
| 0:14.7 | Some of the best advice you're ever going to get. |
| 0:17.0 | About healthy tips or do whatever you want. |
| 0:19.7 | Yeah, go ahead and just do whatever you want. |
| 0:22.6 | How are you supposed to take advice from us, two people that, like, notoriously make terrible decisions? |
| 0:28.2 | And have nothing figured out. |
| 0:30.5 | Absolutely nothing. |
| 0:32.9 | What I think is funny, though, I was thinking about this the other day is, you know how like when a lot of people have nothing, like they don't really know what's going on. |
| 0:39.9 | They're just like, I'm going to make porn. |
| 0:41.4 | Well, you're doing it, but like you're not in the porn. |
| 0:46.4 | We can unpack that at a different time because I'm easier to let me know what you're talking about. |
| 0:52.3 | Enjoy this episode, everyone. |
| 0:55.6 | Oh. M. |
| 0:56.6 | Oh. |
| 0:57.6 | M. |
| 0:58.5 | Mom. |
| 1:00.4 | When first choice is a big old bus. |
| 1:03.6 | You turn around a boom. |
| 1:05.3 | You end up with us. |
| 1:07.2 | One three seconds. |
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