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Joel Osteen Podcast

Kiss It Goodbye | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

There are people and opportunities that were assigned to your past but are not assigned to your future.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.2

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.0

Well, God bless you.

0:15.3

It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:17.2

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by.

0:20.2

Be a part of one of our services i promise you

0:22.9

we'll make you feel right at home i like to start with something funny and i heard about this

0:27.9

senior citizen he was driving down the freeway in his brand new corvette with the top down going

0:34.6

80 miles an hour when he saw flashing red lights in his rear view mirror from a

0:40.0

state trooper without thinking about it he floored it took it up to a hundred miles an hour

0:45.2

he heard the sirens behind him finally came to his senses and pulled over he said officer

0:50.8

i am so sorry i don't know what i was thinking the tro trooper said, listen, it's Friday, 4 o'clock, my shift is over in 30 minutes.

0:59.4

If you tell me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.

1:05.0

The man thought about it, said, officer, years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back.

1:13.3

The officer said, have a great weekend.

1:17.1

Say it like you mean it.

1:18.7

This is my Bible.

1:20.3

I am what it says I am.

1:22.1

I have what it says I have.

1:23.9

I can do what it says I can do.

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