Kiss It Goodbye | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.3 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.2 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by. |
| 0:20.2 | Be a part of one of our services i promise you |
| 0:22.9 | we'll make you feel right at home i like to start with something funny and i heard about this |
| 0:27.9 | senior citizen he was driving down the freeway in his brand new corvette with the top down going |
| 0:34.6 | 80 miles an hour when he saw flashing red lights in his rear view mirror from a |
| 0:40.0 | state trooper without thinking about it he floored it took it up to a hundred miles an hour |
| 0:45.2 | he heard the sirens behind him finally came to his senses and pulled over he said officer |
| 0:50.8 | i am so sorry i don't know what i was thinking the tro trooper said, listen, it's Friday, 4 o'clock, my shift is over in 30 minutes. |
| 0:59.4 | If you tell me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go. |
| 1:05.0 | The man thought about it, said, officer, years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back. |
| 1:13.3 | The officer said, have a great weekend. |
| 1:17.1 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:18.7 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:20.3 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:22.1 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:23.9 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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