4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2020
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Recorded live at the Gateway Theatre in San Francisco on January 26, 2020. Kirsten Vangsness (Criminal Minds) joins the show to talk about freezer carbs (she's anti), parts of yourself, therapy, cats, oversharing, her tumultuous childhood and more. Tony Thaxton offers a Tone Zone update and Alison's old band The Angoras reunite for the first time! Plus Just Me Or Everyone!
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0:00.0 | I was in, rose in, I was in, rose in, is your new best friend. |
0:06.0 | I was in, I was in, with a good times never end. |
0:12.0 | I was in, rose in, we be friends again. |
0:17.0 | I was in, rose in, I was in, is your new best friend. |
0:24.0 | Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to Alison Rosen, |
0:28.0 | is your new best friend live from Sketchfest. |
0:31.0 | How's everyone doing out here? |
0:34.0 | I feel like it's kind of an early time to be doing what's going to be the best show you've ever seen. |
0:42.0 | I feel like best show you've ever seen, prime time, is like, by the way, this is not rehearsed. |
0:49.0 | This is off the cuff, I'm like Miss Maisel in the flesh. |
0:53.0 | Do you guys watch that show? Who watches that show? |
0:57.0 | Here's my ish, you, with that show? |
1:01.0 | Her jokes aren't funny. Have you noticed? |
1:03.0 | Like the audience, Anthony Bruce is eating that shit up, but she's up there just like, |
1:09.0 | this is why I should have rehearsed, or come up with it ahead of time. |
1:12.0 | But it's pithy, but it's not funny. |
1:16.0 | And as someone who's like, made my career being more on the pithy side than funny side, |
1:21.0 | I probably shouldn't have even said that. |
1:24.0 | Couple things. First, I need to just, I need to just ask you guys some questions. |
1:30.0 | Who has heard my show before? |
1:37.0 | Who's not heard my show before? |
1:41.0 | Okay. |
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