Kirk Wilson: I Manage a Haunted Hotel
Woo Woo with Rachel Dratch
QCODE Media, Inc.
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Woo Woo. This is a little pre-announcement for you. The following conversation took place about two weeks after we recorded this episode. |
| 0:12.1 | This makes it seem like I'm setting up some wacky, weird woo-woo thing, and I'm not. I'm just laying out the timeline for the following interaction between me and Irene. Please enjoy. |
| 0:27.8 | Now, Irene, what I'm about to say, this could be funny to you or this could make you very angry. |
| 0:34.0 | And I'm just going to start it with that. Not in a serious way, but I had to save this |
| 0:39.2 | discussion to be taped for the listeners, okay? So that I love it. Let's go. So that I'm telling you |
| 0:45.0 | this in real time, okay? Yes. And I'm nervous to tell you this. But listen, last time we were |
| 0:52.0 | together, we were doing the Kirk Wilson episode, okay? |
| 0:55.3 | Yes. |
| 0:56.1 | I was in the possession of one Miss Penji, Penge the pendulum, if you recall. |
| 1:01.1 | I do remember. Yes, I do. |
| 1:02.7 | You can see, you can see where this is going. |
| 1:06.1 | Now, at the very last minute, I said, I'm so nervous to tell you this. At the very last minute, I said, |
| 1:13.2 | Irene, do you want to take the pendulum? Maybe you should take the pendulum home with you. |
| 1:17.4 | You said, no, Rachel, you keep it because I'm afraid I'm going to lose it, okay? |
| 1:24.4 | Now, this pendulum, this pendulum has been with us. Well, it's been with Irene since the dawn of time. |
| 1:29.2 | It's been with the show for the whole show. Okay. Now let me tell you what happened. |
| 1:33.8 | Irene is going to cry right now. And this is no joke. I'm already fanning myself and getting a hot flush knowing where this is going. |
| 1:39.2 | It's not good. It's not good. The pendulum, this is a typical dratch move, and I'm sorry, everyone, because I'm not using |
| 1:47.3 | that as an excuse. I'm using it as a self-flageation, okay? |
| 1:54.1 | In typical dratch fashion, it was in the pocket of my jeans, okay? What do I do? I throw my jeans in the pocket of my jeans, okay? |
| 2:01.7 | What do I do? |
| 2:03.3 | I throw my jeans in the laundry. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from QCODE Media, Inc., and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of QCODE Media, Inc. and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

