Kirk Minihane Thinks Dave Portnoy Will Be President of the United States

The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.4 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2019

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Kirk Minihane is back from his semi-vacation in Maine to address a busy week in the Barstool world. First, Minihane is anti-union and it has nothing to do with his fat contract and swollen bank account. This is about principle. The fracas between the Union Buster formerly known as Davey Mouse and AOC has Minihane making a bold prediction: Dave Portnoy will one day be the Commander-in-Chief. Minihane makes two big show announcements, Blind Mike inches closer to a contract, and a sports radio host from Colorado decides to go to war with the Minifans.

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0:00.0	Hey Kirkman and show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:04.8	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.9	Alright everyone can breathe easy, I'm back.
0:11.0	I mean my value is I think at times, you know, while people say all Mike's fun and Steve
0:18.7	Stubid and call it and the man, like you forget how important I am to the show in a weird
0:24.3	way because it's me, my greatness I think is forgotten.
0:28.2	I'll offer you a couple of examples of what life would be like if, as I always say, my dad
0:33.7	elected to pull out in early 1974, late 1973.
0:39.1	Number one would have been the Mike Steve video that was on what was that about a week ago.
0:45.2	And then number two was the Mike MHB podcast from last week.
0:48.7	That's life without Kirkman.
0:50.3	So that's what I'm saying.
0:52.0	I'm curious of the two of us, you think Steve is stupid?
0:55.2	What do you mean?
0:56.2	You said Mike's funny and Steve's stupid.
0:57.6	I would think, no Mike's just put both of those on me.
1:00.8	What do you mean?
1:01.8	Steve, start smarter.
1:02.8	I just sometimes I just, I'm thinking about, I'm like, geez I am, I don't praise myself
1:06.3	much.
1:07.3	I'm like I am really great at what I do.
1:08.6	Sometimes you forget and you reaffirm yourself.
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