Kirk Minihane Offers William Bendetson Redemption

The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.4 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

New England Patriots beat reporter William Bendetson joins Kirk Minihane in studio for a life changing moment. Bendetson tells his story -- from lost love to college sex, from his biggest Pats scoops to his career as an ambulance-chasing attorney. Minihane reveals that he is now committed to finding Bendetson the woman he will one day marry. Conservative writer Carmine Sabia joins Minihane to defend his claim that President Donald Trump couldn't have possible raped E. Jean Carroll in the mid-1990s because Carroll is ugly and Trump bangs supermodels. Minihane updates us on the contest for his attention playing out among his former producers. One of them ate dog food. The wet kind.

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0:00.0	Hey Kirkman and show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.1	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:09.4	What? What? What? What? What? What? What the fuck?
0:13.2	It is 7.05 on Monday morning.
0:16.2	We're here taping it and my fucking week is already ruined.
0:19.2	It's 3 million degrees and I've sweat.
0:20.6	I ran before the show. So now I've sweat all over me.
0:23.5	We're waiting for William Benditz and who is a, who's a fucking, isn't he?
0:26.2	I have a job.
0:27.3	Like we're bringing him in here just to dance with him.
0:29.6	And he's five minutes late. I'm sure he rolls in the E.I. on plenty of time.
0:33.2	Here he doesn't show up.
0:34.0	Everyone's like, oh, go to Framingham. Love a good time.
0:36.2	We'll do Kirk's podcast. We'll leave.
0:38.6	We're doing, I'm doing this again, by the way.
0:40.8	Now it's a different rant because I'm angrier because you know,
0:44.2	two minutes into the first one, what happens is always the fricking computer freezes.
0:47.9	They come in and I go, I don't know. Yeah, gee, it's been three days in a row since this happened.
0:51.9	First of all, that's like not true a and b, that's not something to celebrate.
0:56.7	That's, you should be that should never happen.
0:58.8	We're paying them out of my pocket, by the way,
1:00.8	the my salary for this studio and they're fucking that up.
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