Kirk Minihane Names the Designated Survivor for Saturday

The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.4 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2019

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

After careful consideration, Kirk Minihane has named the designated survivor for Saturday's prayer vigil, the noble individual who will not attend so as to preserve the Minifan legacy should ISIS strike. Blind Mike gets back in the prank call game with a hit on Big Cat's Chicago nemeses. The crew decides to take West Virginia off the board themselves. The Washington Post offers a hagiography for a dead terrorist. President Trump is booed at the World Series. Kanye West is a big Chick-fil-a fan. Steve Robinson might be able to dunk but he's probably still a Russian agent.

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0:00.0	Hey KirkmanHan Show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:04.8	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.9	Yeah, and there's Goldilocks Search. It's fucking 300 degrees in here now.
0:12.6	Yes, well, you know, sometimes it's a little too hot, sometimes it's a little too cold.
0:16.4	Hey, it's Steve there. What do you mean? It's like dark over there.
0:20.2	In your black outfit.
0:21.9	I legitimately, I didn't know you were here.
0:24.1	I lurk in the shadows.
0:25.1	No, it's a Monday or a day. Yeah.
0:26.6	I've got the Carson schedule, you know, I like to take Mondays off.
0:30.4	All right.
0:31.4	Go ahead.
0:32.6	Continue with your show.
0:34.5	It's gonna be something.
0:36.3	I used to work in this early in the week.
0:37.8	I don't think Johnny took, I think Johnny took Fridays off, didn't he?
0:40.2	I didn't.
0:40.7	You've already took Mondays to Fridays off at the end though.
0:42.3	All right.
0:42.8	He never fucking worked at the end. Never.
0:44.9	No, that's where Stern got his inspiration, I guess.
0:47.5	That's true.
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