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The Kirk Minihane Show

Kirk Minihane Finds An Enemy in HBO

The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.47.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Kirk Minihane didn't love the pathetic hatchet job Bryant Gumbel and Soledad O'Brien produced last night for HBO on his new employer. Blind Mike joins to break down this sad excuse for journalism. Minihane searches in vane for idiots to defend HBO and explains why he spiked an interview with conservative firebrand Candace Owens after she backed down from a controversial take on flag burning. Fresh off the lucrative sale of his most recent work of art, Blind Mike reveals that he has not met his girlfriend's parents after seven months of dating. Minihane pans his producer's decision to take a 3-week honeymoon in Europe.


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0:00.0

Hey Kirkman and show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.

0:05.1

Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.

0:09.3

Actually like this. I feel like we're going. I'm wrong probably. Now they think about it, but I think we're going to be the first ones to react

0:16.2

to the real sports thing, which I watched last night on HBO, the bar still piece. I watched again this morning because I'm

0:23.5

professional. I also ran this morning before the show. I did the same thing that my mic does every day before the show. I do

0:28.7

my prep work and get my run in. So I would be the first ones to react to this. I think other than social media, I'm not sure if the

0:34.0

guys in series in the morning or whatever by the time you hear this. I've already done that, but I have very many thoughts about it.

0:40.5

Some may surprise you, some may not. Whatever we'll get to my saw all the guys, Port Noim, a bunch of other people reacting on social media.

0:46.4

A couple of things jumped out to me on that. So we'll get to that HBO real sports, which was always going to be a hit piece.

0:52.8

And I got this idea that people at Barstle should be outraged exactly with A, I think kind of what they wanted and be what they knew they were going to get.

1:01.1

So we'll do all that. And Brian Gumball, like, O'Brien is what she is. Gumball is such a douche. We'll get to him. He's such a fucking douche bag.

1:12.8

When we do that in a second. But first, we'll do Rome. We'll do Roman here. Then we'll jump into that. And then I think we'll do.

1:19.5

We have a couple of philosophical show issues. We're going to tackle as well here. I have three or four show issues. I want to get off the get off my chest today as well.

1:30.2

Here's I'm sitting in a different angle, which I don't like. I don't like it. You don't like it. No, it's cruise. My I'm used to looking at you a certain way. It's cruise with me. Is that really true? Oh, I don't know. Maybe this is an angle to. I'm not how I know.

1:41.6

Why is that sound like that to anyone else? No, are you? Okay. Let's let's figure out during commercial. Okay, Mike.

1:47.1

I'm sorry. Most guys have tried different ways to last longer. But now we have your solution. There's no need to worry about, you know, me. I always thought about, you know, the sixth grade teacher of mine.

1:57.0

You had like this weird, like really long hair and like terrible teeth. And she always wore open toe shoes. Or she had the. What's the? What's the toe thing that that like so it goes sideways? What's that? Hammer toes? That was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She had two hammer toes.

2:11.4

That's what I always think about to, you know, in the old days to make things last longer. I don't have to put myself through that anymore because of the great people in Roman. You just wipe it, swipe it, put it on in a way you go. Easy to use.

2:24.1

What was her name? Heart fuck. I don't remember. She has to be dead. I have to think she was. She was old. I hope so. Although when you're young, like, slandering her with double hammer toe.

2:32.5

True. Although when you're young, like that, she was probably like 51 when you're in fifth, sixth grade, you know, I thought she was like 90. She could easily be like 75 today and still living. Who knows?

2:43.0

Anyway, hopefully she's wearing the bottom of that. Hopefully she's wearing sneakers today, wherever she is. Hopefully her husband's using Roman wife. I don't think yeah, I don't know what's going on there. But yes, I don't, I don't think he's I think he's one guy may not need them.

2:54.2

But for the rest of us, we need them in Roman swipes are clearly proven way to last longer in bed. Super duper crazy, wavy easy to use. Take them out of the packet, swiping on. Let it try your good to go. That's it longer lasting sexual satisfaction for you and the misses or the mister or the eye or the cute whatever. Whatever your relationship is. I think Roman swipes is on board with it. No matter what get your man calm get Roman calm slash Kirk. We heard from get your man. Yes, we actually have. We're here from later in the show. Thank you. You're okay with that, Mike. Yeah.

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