Kirk Minihane Does Not Heart Bob Hearts Abishola

The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.4 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Kirk Minihane has abandoned Bob Hearts Abishola. The once-promising CBS sitcom has lost its charm after only one week. As such, Minifans are released from their sworn obligation to watch the show loyally. Minihane spends the morning jiggling church doors. WEEI, the Entercom station that once employed our own Podcast Jesus, is consumed with paranoia, infighting and conspiracy theories thanks to Blind Mike and the Minifans. Hillary Clinton tells us to leave Joe Biden alone. Shane Gillis might come on the show? Someone in Vietnam is trying to sell bootleg Minifan t-shirts. Minihane gets a lesson in gender theory from his new favorite podcast, Gender Reveal.

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0:00.0	Hey Kirkman and show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.0	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.1	Why does the church downstairs have hours?
0:13.4	What do you mean?
0:13.8	You'd like to go.
0:15.8	Well, I'm just playing it for the church.
0:17.4	I should have like 10 to seven or something.
0:21.0	What if you're going through shit at like 915?
0:22.9	Yeah.
0:23.2	45 and nine.
0:24.0	What's gonna phone number?
0:24.8	You could just close the cake.
0:26.2	You can't go in the brain.
0:27.6	It is odd, but does this building close?
0:29.3	Is that one?
0:30.1	I don't think we never, we never close.
0:31.7	We're open all day, baby.
0:32.7	It's, I mean, it's not a cathedral.
0:34.3	It's not like you're, you're going in there at all.
0:36.7	They're worshiping somebody, right?
0:37.9	The hours are when the church services are.
0:40.2	So, but the doors are locked right now and there's nobody in there.
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