Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. PlayStation Vita. Happy birthday

to you ladies and gentlemen. Can you believe that just 11 years ago, God or Satan came

down or up and said, you know what? We'll give you the greatest handheld known to man, the

PlayStation Vita. And all of you, Motherfucking Chumps said, I won't support it. I won't play it.

This uncharted isn't as good as that uncharted. These Mod Nation racers load times are too long.

I don't like these little cartridges. I miss UMDs. You all cursed us to having no PlayStation

handheld. So I hope you're very, very happy. My name is Greg Miller. That is the roller

skating game playing. Janet Garcia. Hello, Janet. Yo, what's up? You believe it? 11 years

PlayStation Vita. No, it feels that doesn't feel like that much time. But yeah, 11 years.

I don't mean that. And I know a lot of people are saying, Greg, I've seen so much about the

PlayStation Vita's anniversary today. I would do we really need to beat the dead horse and

talk more about the hit games like unit 13, all these other games that we got there,

playing back in the day. I know it's all over Twitter right now. Bear, go ahead and throw

it up. Sony, bend out there. Just doing God's work. God bless you, Sony, bend. Of course,

they tweeted out today an amazing little piece of art here for the 11th anniversary of

uncharted golden abyss. You know, of course, representing this little artwork of Nathan

Drake. On this day, 11 years ago, a new adventure awaited Nathan Drake. Uncharted golden

abyss, a bis launched alongside the PlayStation Vita in North America in 2012, bringing this

beloved franchise to the portable platform. To all you treasure seekers out there, thanks

for playing a gold heart. Thank you, Sony, Ben. Bear, if you want to click on the next

link there for everybody, sell it. Oh, right. Nobody else is celebrating it. Just Sony

bending us. Yep. That's all who remembered embarrassing February 22nd, a day that should

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