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The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Kinjaz

The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Starburns Audio, Jo Koy

Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The Kinjaz dive into The Koy Pond to talk about dance crews, the early b-boy days, and more. Make sure to visit https://www.kinjaz.com/dojo/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Don't think it just blessed a move. This joint is gonna get you in the mood.

0:09.0

Yo! It's Joe Coit. It's the Coit Pond. I made it, mom. Are you happy? I don't know she's happy at Lance.

0:18.0

No. She's still not talking to me. She's still not talking to me again. It's going on for about a week right now, where my mom has not...

0:24.0

We spawned it to anything. What do I do? That's a hard one, man. That's a hard one. It's very difficult. Yeah, she's difficult. You know why she's difficult? Filipino.

0:36.0

Yeah. Filipinos are difficult people. And I know that firsthand. I'm allowed to say that because my mom is a difficult Filipino woman.

0:45.0

I can buy my mom a brand new Louis Vuitton purse for her birthday. You know what my mom will say to me, Ben?

0:50.0

Wrong color. Why would I walk around with this color? I have nothing to match that, Joe said. Nothing matches that color.

1:00.0

She wants, man. I actually apologize because I called her difficult. And I'm not allowed to say that. Why not? Well, you are. Well, you can call my mom difficult?

1:08.0

No. She's never been that way with me. Actually, yeah, my mom is sweet to you. And that's... Yeah. Say I almost cursed.

1:14.0

Clean show. Nick. Nick, you know who's sitting next to me? Best dancer on the planet. Best dance crew on the planet. This is my good...

1:22.0

This is my... I'm not going to lie. I don't know the other two members and that's why I can't wait to meet them. But I do know Ben. And Ben has always been a good friend of mine.

1:32.0

We were not the kind of friends that hang out on a Saturday night. You know what I mean? Like what are you getting for dinner? And then he's like, well, I'm dancing right now.

1:42.0

Yeah. And then I'm like, well, I'm eating cookies. And that's like a joint. I'm not dancing. Would you? Yes. I definitely would. You can't hang out on a Saturday night. I'm actually free this Saturday.

1:54.0

Oh, lie, bro. Because I just ate 24 cookies. And I'm not lying right now. If you guys think I'm lying, come to my house. Because I haven't thrown out my trash can. I bought toll house cookies.

2:04.0

Yeah. Because when I was a kid, you had to buy eggs. And then the powder came in a box. And you put the powder in the box. You put the powder in the bowl. And then you add eggs and like a teaspoon of oil. And then you had to mix it. It took like a half hour.

2:16.0

You could mix it too much because it would get too... You know what I mean? And then you had to actually make the balls with your hands. And then you ate your fingertips. And you ate the fork with the dough. That's how you make cookies.

2:26.0

But you never baked it. You just ate the dough. I did eat the bowl. Or my mom would bake it and then I would lick the bowl.

2:32.0

But here's the thing. You don't do that anymore. You buy a square and they're already broken off. You just throw them on the pan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:39.0

And I'm telling you, bro, toll house chocolate lovers cookies. It comes in a pack at 12.

2:46.0

I know exactly what you're talking about.

2:48.0

Dude, two days in a row. I just ate two of those packs. I ate 24. Well, I have a son. He ate some.

2:54.0

Yeah. You know what I mean? And then I ate the other terrace.

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