Long days, pleasant nights, and welcome to another episode of Kingslingers.

Wait, what is the intro?

Fuck.

I'm so used to just saying it, but also having the script in front of me, and I simultaneously

realized that neither of those things worked for me in the moment and just panicked.

And it kind of turned into the other levels of the tower intro.

Yeah.

I'm going to try that one more time.

All right.

But we're going to leave this in because I want people to understand the process.

Long days, pleasant nights, and welcome to Kingslingers, a Doof Media podcast journeying

through Stephen King's Dark Tower series, and

beyond. I am your host, Constant Reader Scott Daly, and joining me as always, it's Constant

Reader Matt Freeman. That's right. He's a constant reader now. How's it going today, Matt Freeman?

I can't believe it. I feel like a totally different man. It's like you've been reborn almost.

Yeah, it is. It does feel like that. And I'm just full of,

I know so much more now than I did a week ago. Never has a piece of paper been more important than the one

you received declaring you a constant reader. And I include your doctorate in that.

That's right.

There's an important kind of authority that comes with being a constant reader.

I agree.

Officially sanctioned, too.

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