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Hey Heather Shell, I don't know if you heard anything from Matt. I mean it's like we're supposed to start recording like almost 15 minutes ago. I just I don't know where he is.

Yeah, I I checked my text. I haven't seen anything from him. Maybe it's just traffic. You know, traffic's been really bad lately.

Yeah, it could be, right. He could be looking for parking. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I'm not in a rush. I just want to see if anyone heard anything.

Yeah. Oh shit! Oh my God! Oh, hey guys, sorry. Sorry, I'm late.

Fuck! Someone just threw a knife at me and then Matt appeared.

Oh sorry, no, yeah.

Sorry I'm late.

I was just been really trying to figure out, I got these teleportation knives and I've just been like trying to figure out how they work.

What, hold on.

What the fuck?

You got these teleportation knives?

Yeah, I got these knives that when I throw them, I teleport to where the knife goes.

So I, like, it took me a while to figure it out,

but I finally, it took me, you know, what,

I'm like 15 minutes late,

it took me like 15 minutes to like,

really try to like figure out how to get here.

So I did, I did eventually work work but I can only go to where the knife goes

Jesus don't know I'm not trying to like get you or anything and just like I just keep throwing the knife

Wherever you throw the knife, I am watching your corporeal form disappear for a moment and then reappear someplace else. Look, you don't have to explain to me.

Shocking. I'm doing it. I know it hurts. It does not feel good at all. It's like really really scary. It's not and also can I say it's not convenient. It's not a convenient way to travel. It actually really sucks.

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