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Distractible

King of the Friend Zone

Distractible

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.926.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode, A Distractable, is presented by T-Mobile 5G Home Internet.

0:04.5

Okay.

0:05.9

How do you guys know when someone's really your friend?

0:09.4

I don't know.

0:11.4

I don't know.

0:14.3

But I do know that T-Mobile 5G home internet's got your back with their fast speeds, easy 15-minute setup, a price for any budget, and five-year price guarantee. Visit T-Mobile.com slash home internet to check availability. Guarantees monthly price of fixed wireless 5G internet data exclusions like taxes and fees apply. Guarantees monthly price of fixed wireless 5D internet data exclusions like taxes and fees apply. Service via 5d networks speeds very new to factor affecting cellular networks guarantee exclusions details

0:41.1

at team mobile.com slash home internet good evening gentle listeners or watches and welcome to

0:48.1

distractible this episode bit mining bob is bagging up home labs labs. Does derelict shafts, then creates cards with the

0:57.0

Cads. Magnified Mark Air Ramses bathroom bates Wade and rambles to righteousness. Wireless Wade

1:05.3

snubs snow, snores, forgets he podcasts, goes grisly, masterfully memes, and brilliantly belts up.

1:13.5

From hard listening to painful clinching.

1:17.3

Yes, it's time for King of the Friend's Zone.

1:25.0

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

1:35.9

Hello everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Distractable. That's right. You accidentally

1:40.9

listen to this podcast yet again. Don't worry, you have plenty of time to turn it off before stuff happens.

1:47.6

If you never see the show before, I'm your host because I won the last episode,

1:51.1

and the two people competed to win this episode and host the next one.

1:54.7

As always, we'll be Mark and Wade.

1:57.5

Say hi, boys.

1:58.6

Hi, boys.

1:59.6

Hello.

2:02.6

Mark gets a point for listening. I knew the times I do it doesn't matter when time mark.

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