Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, the titanium trio chipped the trail to Teletown.

Whiskered Wade wops out his wheel and re-invents death battles.

Beguiling Bob hates only 11 inches and busts out to kill a cookie.

Maderas mark the lines Mr. Myers and agrees the pastry is paramount.

From Robert Robert and Freddie to the senior Cenobite.

Yes, it's time for the King of Horde Hill.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the shot.

Hello everybody, welcome back to another episode of Distractable.

I'm today's host Wade, and what's scarier than me hosting?

Me hosting when I feel slightly under the weather, but that's the season we're in.

I am joined by my healthier friends, Mark and Bob. Hello, boy.

You assume a lot about how healthy I may or may not be.

You guys are in tip-top shape. Well, I am. I don't know what's going on with you guys.

Made of titanium. Thank you.

I got titanium in front of me. Is that count?

Balls of steel.

Oh, that was titanium.

Balls of titanium.

This is where I was tongue, but as well.

You want your balls to really roll off the tongue.

Desticles of titanium. How about that?

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