Because, listen, you're just in a man in modernity because make absolutely no mistake.

You're King Louis the 14th in this century.

Okay.

Because you had childhood trauma too.

You got shot and then what did you do?

You threw in a wig and high heels and you started prancing around.

And you also have anal fishers and fuse.

So you're the same as King Louis the 14th.

It's just we've kept you in line a little bit.

Yes. What's up, everybody.

Welcome to another episode of history.

Hi, he and I'm Chris Stefano, aka Chrissy Haircuts. With me as always, Yannas Pappas, aka Yanni T-shirts and Jesse Finger Paint and Scooptero is off to the ones and two is off to the side. Today we have a wild episode about King Louis the 14th known as the Sun King. Make no mistake,

he's a wild boy. And you're going to want to listen to the whole thing. Yeah, there's a lot of louis. There was just a lot of louis. Yes. I think at the end of the day, it ended up being 16 louis, but they just, everyone's trying to imitate Rome, right? With the Caesar, they just called him Louis, but his name was probably something else.

But just kept calling him Louis

over and over again. Well, I think the kid's actual real name was Louis Diounday. I don't know. He actually was a Louis. Here's the truth is I don't, I love learning about French history, but I don't know what they're saying ever. I need them to speak English. Yeah, you need to speak English and the thing is they won't. They will not speak English. They're the only ones that won't.

No, we had to, I had to watch all the subtitles because they just won't make English documentaries

about Louis. They just won't speak English because they're fucking fucks. Yeah. The French people just,

they're very arrogant about their thing.

And listen, here's the situation. You'd be speaking German if it wasn't for the hearty boys. Yes. It's, yes. Just don't forget about that. Now, here's the thing. So just give me the croissant. Yeah. I'm not going to pronounce it croissant. Yeah, give me a croissant. Just give me a croissant and give me some cheese.

Yeah, and don't.

And if you keep acting the way you're acting, don't. I'm not going to pronounce it croissant. Yeah, give me a croissant. Just give me a croissant and give me some cheese.

Yeah, and don't, and if you keep acting the way you're acting, don't make me change the baguette to an F. Yeah. Yeah, they just... Because I'll do it. They're very arrogant about their culture, but they got nice culture, but you know what? They got nice culture. They say their food is good, but they eat snails.

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